Chapter 13: ninja skits pt.2
11. Jinx's First Spinjitzu Attempt
Jinx crossed his arms as the other ninja demonstrated their Spinjitzu. He scoffed. "Looks easy enough."
"Alright, go for it," Kai said, smirking.
Jinx took a deep breath, gathered his energy, and spun—
—right into a tree.
The ninja stared as Jinx peeled himself off the bark.
Jay cackled. "10 out of 10, perfect form!"
Jinx groaned. "Shut up."
12. Kai Learns Not to Touch Jinx's Tea
Kai grabbed a random cup from the table and took a sip.
The world instantly blurred. Shadows swirled. An eerie whisper echoed in his ears.
He spat it out. "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!"
Jinx, sitting nearby, raised an eyebrow. "My special tea."
Jay peeked at the cup. "It's… black. Like, really black. Are you drinking pure darkness?"
Jinx sipped it calmly. "And yet I don't scream like a little girl."
Kai gagged. "I think it stole my soul."
13. Jinx's Shadow Dog
"Check this out." Jinx raised his hand, and a shadowy dog formed at his feet, wagging its tail.
Lloyd gasped. "Whoa, can I pet it?"
Jinx smirked. "You can try."
Lloyd reached out—only for the dog to suddenly expand into a massive, snarling wolf.
Lloyd screamed and bolted.
Jinx chuckled. "Works every time."
14. The 'Not It' Game Gone Wrong
The ninja stood around, looking at the huge mess in the monastery.
"Alright," Jay said. "Not it!"
Kai: "Not it!"
Cole: "Not it!"
Lloyd: "Not—wait, what are we doing?"
Jinx smirked. "Making you clean this mess."
Lloyd groaned. "That's not fair!"
"Life isn't fair, kid."
15. Jinx Tries to 'Fix' the Bounty
The Destiny's Bounty had a small problem with its sails. Jinx, being Jinx, decided to 'fix' it with his powers.
Nya walked in. "Jinx, what did you—" She froze.
The ship's sails were now pulsing with darkness, occasionally shifting into unsettling, almost screaming faces.
Nya sighed. "You made it haunted, didn't you?"
Jinx shrugged. "Define 'haunted.'"
16. Zane's 'Polite Mode' Malfunction
Zane had been acting a little off all day. When Jinx walked into the kitchen, he was met with—
"Greetings, Jinx, you insufferable, brooding shadow creature."
Jinx blinked. "Uh. What?"
Zane's eye twitched. "ERROR. POLITE MODE MALFUNCTION."
Kai snickered from the doorway. "I may have messed with his settings."
Zane turned. "KAI, YOU ARE A FLAMING DISASTER WITH AN INFLATED EGO."
Jinx whistled. "I like this version of Zane."
17. Jinx and the Curse of the Couch
The monastery couch was old. Squeaky. Probably cursed.
Jinx plopped down on it.
SCREEEEEAK.
Jay looked over. "Dude, that couch is haunted."
Jinx narrowed his eyes. "Nonsense." He shifted slightly.
SCREEEEEAK.
Cole walked by. "You sure that thing isn't a sentient being?"
Jinx hesitated. He leaned in close to the armrest.
"...If you are alive, I apologize for sitting on you."
Jay: "Yep. He's lost it."
18. Wu's Ancient Tea Lesson Gone Wrong
Wu sat Jinx down. "This is the finest tea in all of Ninjago. A true monk drinks it with patience and grace."
Jinx nodded, sipping carefully.
Kai walked by. "Hey Jinx, catch!"
He tossed a random can of energy drink at him. Without thinking, Jinx caught it and took a sip.
The shadows around him flared. His eyes glowed. The entire room darkened.
Wu stood slowly. "What… have you done?"
Jinx vibrated. "I CAN SEE SOUND."
Jay ran for cover. "EVERYONE GET DOWN!"
19. Jay's Hair vs. Jinx's Shadows
Jay was trying to fix his hair in the mirror. "Ugh, why won't it stay up?!"
Jinx walked by and casually flicked his fingers. A shadow tendril wrapped around Jay's hair, shaping it into perfect spikes.
Jay gasped. "Dude. Do that again."
Jinx smirked. "For a price."
Jay: "How much?"
Jinx: "Your dignity."
Jay hesitated. "Define 'dignity'—"
Jinx snapped his fingers, and Jay's hair exploded into a gravity-defying mess.
Jay screamed.
20. The Ninja vs. Jinx's 'Dramatic Entrances'
It was a quiet night. The ninja were relaxing.
Then—
BOOM!
The doors to the monastery slammed open. Shadows swirled in. Jinx stepped through, his cloak billowing, his eyes glowing eerily.
"I have returned," he said dramatically.
Jay groaned. "Dude. Can you not?"
Kai crossed his arms. "Every time, man."
Cole: "Why do you have to be so extra?"
Jinx smirked. "Because I can."
Then he vanished in a swirl of shadows—leaving behind a trail of dramatic wind that knocked over Jay's drink.
Jay sighed. "I hate him so much."
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1. The Lightning Prank
Jay sat cross-legged on the deck of the Destiny's Bounty, fiddling with a small gadget he had been working on. Sparks flickered as he adjusted its components, a satisfied grin on his face.
Jinx floated nearby, casually twirling a small wind vortex around his hand, dark mist hovering over his shoulders.
Jay: "Okay, Jinx, check this out! I've improved my lightning blaster. It's supposed to zap enemies with pinpoint precision!"
Jinx raised an eyebrow, unimpressed. "Sounds shocking, Jay. But is it foolproof?"
Jay laughed. "Absolutely! Want me to test it?"
Jinx smirked. "By all means."
Jay aimed at a nearby crate and fired the blaster. A perfect bolt of electricity crackled out, hitting the target squarely—except it ricocheted, zipping through the air unpredictably.
Jay yelped as the electricity looped around, singeing his sleeve before narrowly missing him. Jay danced around, arms flailing.
Jay: "Okay! Slight miscalculation. Totally fixable!"
Jinx chuckled darkly. "Jay, I think your blaster's more likely to shock you than your enemies."
Jay: "Ha! No way. I'll recalibrate it."
Jinx watched as Jay continued to tinker, shaking his head in amused disbelief.
2. The Ultimate Cooling Solution
On an unusually hot day in Ninjago, Jay wiped sweat from his brow as the sun beat down mercilessly.
Jay: "It's sweltering, Jinx! I can't fight like this. I need—"
Jinx interjected, already creating a gust of wind around Jay. "Need some cooling, perhaps? Let me handle that."
Jinx summoned a swirling dark wind around Jay, who immediately felt a refreshing chill.
Jay: "Ah, much better! You're a lifesaver, Jinx."
Jay smiled, then accidentally stepped into the path of his own lightning energy while charging up an attack, causing his hair to stand on end and singe slightly.
Jay: "Uh... maybe a little less wind."
Jinx: "Less wind? Jay, I could turn you into an ice sculpture if I wanted. Consider this mild."
Jay, singed but grateful for the cool breeze, laughed nervously. "Point taken."
3. Prank Wars Escalation
Jay had a reputation for pulling pranks, and Jinx was curious if he could match his mischievous spirit.
Jay: "I dare you to prank me, Jinx. Come on, show me what you've got!"
Jinx tilted his head. "A challenge? Accepted."
The next morning, Jay woke up to find his bed replaced with a pile of pillows and a note: 'Sleep like royalty, Jay.' Jay chuckled, impressed but undeterred.
Jay: "Okay, Jinx, two can play this game!"
Jay filled Jinx's cloak with electric eels (harmless ones, of course) while Jinx was meditating. Later, Jinx sat, unaware, and when he rose, the eels wriggled free, causing Jinx to jump and emit a startled scream.
Jay: "Priceless!"
Jinx: "You've only intensified the rivalry, Jay. The game has begun."
4. The Lightning Dance-off
Jay challenged Jinx to a dance-off, claiming lightning skills translated into great rhythm.
Jay: "C'mon, Jinx! If I can lightning-spin and dance simultaneously, you'll admit I'm the better mover."
Jinx smirked. "Prepare to be disappointed."
Jay started spinning, combining spins and lightning attacks with surprisingly coordinated dance moves. Jinx, with effortless grace, countered by summoning shadows to form elegant, flowing shapes around himself, mimicking Jay's movements but with eerie precision.
Jay tried to keep up but ended up tangled in his own feet, nearly electrocuting himself again.
Jay: "Okay! Okay! You win! You always win."
Jinx: "Victory tastes sweet, doesn't it? Admit it, Jay—I'm a natural."
Jay laughed, dusting himself off. "Fine, fine. You win this round... but next time, I'm bringing backup!"
5. Lightning Cooking Disaster
Jay offered to cook dinner for the team on the Bounty, eager to impress.
Jay: "Cooking with lightning! It's efficient and adds a... zesty kick."
Jinx watched skeptically as Jay prepared the stove setup. Jay used his lightning to cook a stir-fry, flames flickering and crackling around the pans.
Jinx: "Just be careful, Jay. I don't want you exploding the galley."
Jay: "Relax! I've got this under control."
Jay cranked up the lightning, and flames surged wildly. Ingredients flew across the kitchen, sizzling, popping, and igniting sections of the deck.
Jinx casually extinguished the flames with a wind gust, dark mist swirling.
Jinx: "Zesty, indeed. Perhaps next time, stick to cooking without electricity, chef."
Jay, singed and holding a blackened plate, sighed. "Maybe you're right."
6. The Prank Backfire
Jay secretly set up a fake lightning trap to prank Jinx during training.
Jay: "Let's see how you handle this!"
As Jinx walked into the trap, expecting an electric shock, Jay triggered the device—only for it to backfire, zapping Jay squarely in the backside.
Jay: "Aaaah! My—my pride!"
Jinx laughed, dark mist swirling playfully.
Jinx: "Perhaps lightning pranks are best left to the professionals, Jay."
Jay, hopping on one leg, laughed through the pain. "Okay, okay. You win... again."
7. Wind and Sparks: The Perfect Combo
Jay tried to teach Jinx some of his lightning techniques.
Jay: "You just need to channel energy properly. Here, let me show you."
Jinx, humoring Jay, watched as Jay demonstrated, fingers crackling with electricity. Jay then encouraged Jinx to combine wind and lightning—Jay's specialty.
Jinx: "Watch and learn."
Jinx summoned a whirlwind, then charged it with electricity, creating a terrifying and elegant storm. Jay's eyes widened in awe and panic.
Jay: "Uh, yeah... but maybe dial down the apocalypse-level storm, okay?"
8. Miscommunication Mayhem
Jay and Jinx played a game of telephone with ninja commands, aiming to improve team communication. Jay started with: "Attack on my signal!"
By the time the message reached Jinx through several ninja intermediaries, it morphed into: "Bake a pie on my signal."
Jay: "Jinx! That's... not what I said."
Jinx: "But pie sounds delicious. You should try it, Jay."
Jay shook his head, laughing. "We need better communication... and less pie."
9. Training Day Mishap
Jay tried to train Jinx in agility drills, emphasizing quick reflexes and sharp movements.
Jay: "Agility is all about speed and control. Follow my lead!"
Jay sped through the drills flawlessly. Jinx, however, used wind to float above the obstacles, making the entire exercise trivial.
Jay: "Uh, that's... technically cheating!"
Jinx, hovering effortlessly: "It's not cheating, Jay; it's tactical superiority."
10. Heartfelt Lightning
After a long day of battles and pranks, Jay confided in Jinx about his fears of letting the team down.
Jay: "Sometimes, I worry I'm just... not good enough."
Jinx, surprisingly sincere: "Jay, lightning isn't just about raw power. It's about heart, speed, and precision. You have all that in abundance."
Jay, touched, smiled. "Thanks, Jinx. Means a lot coming from you."
Jinx: "Don't mention it. Just promise me you won't short-circuit during the next fight."
Jay laughed. "No promises!"