Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Little punk, feel the greatness of motherly love!
Chapter 2: Little punk, feel the greatness of motherly love!
2-3 chp/day here, sometimes 5
Tang San abruptly raised his head, exclaiming in disbelief—
"How is it possible for you to simultaneously control two martial spirits?!"
"That's impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!"
He was also a twin martial spirit!
Two martial spirits cannot be used at the same time—this is an iron clad rule!
Even his knowledgeable teacher was certain of this!
How could this person before him…
In that instant, he felt doubt, humiliation, frustration, shock, anger…
A multitude of emotions converged into—
[Emotion Points +1099]
[Emotion Points +1099]
Oh ho!
Exceeding a thousand?
Looks like the little rascal's mental state is really being stimulated.
"White Tiger Possession!"
"Thousand-year spirit ring?!"
Two voices called out.
Zhuge Lan looked up.
He saw Dai Mubai's muscles bulging, his palms sprouting eight-inch-long claws, gleaming coldly like short daggers.
With a wave, it forced Xiao Wu, who had already wrapped her legs around his neck, preparing to use a grappling technique, to release her hold.
Tang San was also awakened by Xiao Wu's exclamation, hastily turning his head to look.
"Tsk, tsk!" Zhuge Lan teased, "Your woman fights with people like this every day, rubbing all over them. Can you really accept that?"
[Emotion Points +1199]
Jumped up again; looks like he does care.
"In spirit master battles, there's no distinction between men and women!" Tang San retorted, "Regardless of how you can use twin spirit souls simultaneously, the consumption of spirit power must be very high. I don't believe you can outlast me!"
He was planning to rely on the Xuan Tian Gong to recover faster.
To exhaust Zhuge Lan to death.
Unfortunately…
Everything produced by the system consumes nothing!
Otherwise, how terrifying would the consumption of a million-year spirit ring's sole spirit skill be?
A mere Spirit Grandmaster like him would be drained instantly.
(Spirit Grandmaster/Great Spirit Master: 20-30)
The Thorns Armor was a gift from the beginner's package, and the passive effect was also managed by the system's after-sales service, so it likewise didn't count as consumption.
Therefore…
Zhuge Lan's only consumption was merely materializing the spirit soul, Li Jing's longsword.
He was very leisurely.
He even had the mind to tease him—
"Since you're so confident, how about we make a bet?"
"If you can exhaust me to death, I lose, and I'll take a detour whenever I see you in the future."
"If you can't exhaust me, you lose, and you'll call me Brother Lan whenever you see me in the future."
"How about it?"
Tang San didn't immediately agree but stared at Zhuge Lan with suspicion.
That confident appearance didn't seem like a pretense.
This made Tang San lose confidence.
For the sake of stability,
He chose silence.
—This way, he might not win, but he definitely wouldn't lose.
However…
[Emotion Points +1299]
Tsk!
This little rascal would rather hold it in than accept the bet.
Not a man at all.
Zhuge Lan lost interest in teasing him and continued to watch the other battlefield.
Dai Mubai, with his spirit soul avatar, was indeed making things difficult for Xiao Wu.
But Xiao Wu's body was extremely flexible, and although she hadn't learned the Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, her movement technique surpassed Dai Mubai's.
She was too slippery to catch at all.
Dai Mubai was a level 37 Spirit Grandmaster!
Xiao Wu was only a two-ring Spirit Master; a stalemate meant he would lose.
How could he tolerate that?
"Third Spirit Ring—White Tiger Vajra Transformation!"
His muscles expanded again, and black stripes appeared on his skin, transforming him into a humanoid tiger.
He shattered the floor tiles with one step and shot towards Xiao Wu like an arrow.
Xiao Wu knew she couldn't dodge, and her second spirit ring lit up, her eyes gleaming pink.
"Second Spirit Skill—Charm!"
Logically speaking,
Dai Mubai's level was far higher than Xiao Wu's, and he was in the White Tiger Vajra Transformation state, doubling his resistance to abnormal states.
He shouldn't have been charmed.
But Dai Mubai's eyes sparkled with peach blossoms, and he stopped waving his tiger claws, charging straight towards the front desk.
"Crash—"
The front desk shattered, and he woke up.
He stood up in anger and embarrassment, looking at Xiao Wu with murderous intent in his four eyes.
Just as he was about to reclaim his dignity…
"I concede," Xiao Wu raised her small hand. "You're a Spirit Elder bullying a Spirit Grandmaster; what kind of skill is that?"
After speaking, she ignored the stunned Dai Mubai and charged fiercely towards Zhuge Lan.
[Emotion Points +444]
[Emotion Points +444]
[Emotion Points +444]
Oh ho!
Seeing her good brother humiliated,
She'd rather concede herself than come to the rescue?
Xiao Wu and Tang San's relationship was beyond reproach.
But…
"That's not right," Zhuge Lan retorted. "He's a Spirit Elder bullying you, a Spirit Grandmaster, and that's shameless. But the two of you are ganging up on me; that's skillful?"
[Emotion Points +499]
[Emotion Points +1399]
Dai Mubai was also impressed.
These three kids had tongues more venomous than the last!
"Didn't you say you were a Spirit Elder yourself?" Xiao Wu retorted, unconvinced. "Xiao San is only level 29; aren't you bullying people too?"
Fine, fine, fine!
So that's how it is, huh?
"Alright then!" Zhuge Lan grinned. "Don't blame this young master for not showing mercy!"
As soon as these words came out,
The three people present felt a tightness in their hearts!
—You're already like this, and you're still holding back?
Zhuge Lan's left eye lit up with golden light, condensing into a gilded eyeball, his gaze as compassionate as a saint.
External Spirit Bone—Saint's Eye!
And the age was directly as high as—a million years!
Zhuge Lan activated its only spirit bone skill, his mouth involuntarily chanting.
"What is filial piety?"
"What is love?"
"Feel the greatness of maternal love…"
Xiao Wu also rushed forward, flipping over into a death scissors kick.
But she was blocked by the Thorns Armor, her legs wrapped around his face, and he could even see the muscle texture on her white silk stockings.
—A muscle loli, huh?!
Zhuge Lan remained unmoved, continuing to chant—
"Strongest Appraisal Technique!"
Xiao Wu cautiously retreated, returning to Tang San's side.
Gilded light bloomed from the Saint's Eye, transforming into a small sun illuminating the world.
It shone directly into the eyes of Xiao Wu, Tang San, Dai Mubai, the twin sisters, and even the front desk manager who had rushed over!
Then—
They discovered in horror that their bellies were swelling up like balloons!
"Ah!" Xiao Wu exclaimed. "What is this? Is it turning people fat?"
"What is this?!"
"Stop it quickly!"
While they were still shocked by their big bellies,
Heart-wrenching pain struck, causing everyone's legs to weaken, and they collapsed directly onto the ground.
"Ah—"
"Oh—"
"Hiss—"
"It hurts, it hurts!!!"
Looking at the crowd clutching their bellies and "giving birth," Zhuge Lan couldn't help but laugh.
Both because of the good show before him,
And also because of—
[Emotion Points +2222]
[Emotion Points +1444]
[Emotion Points +666]
[Emotion Points +69]
[Emotion Points +69]
[Emotion Points +9]
Exceeded 2000!
Zhuge Lan opened the details and discovered it was Tang San who contributed it.
Kneeling and catching a white blade barehanded, and having to endure the pain of childbirth.
For a feudal society person like the little rascal, such "indecency" was too shameful.
But…
Why did Xiao Wu only have 666 Emotion Points?
That's right.
She's just a rabbit with a hundred thousand years of cultivation…
She's old, her emotions are stable.
That makes sense.
As for the 9 Emotion Points, that's from the front desk manager.
This made Zhuge Lan understand.
There was no need to spend any more effort on those unknown extras in the future.
The main focus was still on the protagonists and supporting characters.
"Enough!" Tang San gritted his teeth. "I lost this round. Please retract spirit skill… Brother Lan!"
He took the lead in untangling the maternal love, to show his sincerity.
Zhuge Lan also put away his twin spirit souls, taking a step back to show respect.
However…