Douluo: My Soul Skills Made Tang San Cry

Chapter 1: Tang San: ▄ █ 〓 █ ( ╯ ● Д ● ) シ !

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[Brain Storage: Harem + Comedy + Torturing Tang San + Invincible, don't bother if you don't like it ~]

Heaven Dou Empire, Soto City.

Zhuge Lan walked out of the Wuhun Branch Hall, weighing the hundred gold soul coins in his hand.

Humming a cheerful tune.

"I laugh triumphantly ~ laugh triumphantly ~"

Although this soul master subsidy is paid by the empire.

But the Spirit Hall of later generations collapsed and was directly abolished.

So, I still have to thank the Spirit Hall for standing up for the soul master community!

Zhuge Lan is a transmigrator.

As a full-time author, he was staying up all night to update for the handsome readers' votes when he suddenly felt a palpitation.

He came to the Douluo world, and his body shrank to 12 years old.

And he activated the [Emotional Value System]. The newbie gift pack directly exploded with level 35 soul power, a god-level twin martial soul, and...

Million-year external spirit bone!

Million-year first soul ring!

Just highlighting the extravagance!

After adapting to his abilities, he came to the Martial Spirit Branch Hall to receive the Soul Elder's subsidy. 

(Soul Venerable/Elder/Honor; 30-40)

— The system also thoughtfully projected two soul rings for him, so he could pass the Martial Spirit Branch Hall's verification.

Now that he has money, should he go eat something good first, or eat something even better?

Looking around for a store.

Two people walked towards him, looking about the same age as him.

The man was dressed plainly, with an ordinary appearance, but his belt was very flamboyant, inlaid with twenty-four jade stones.

The girl was youthful and beautiful, especially a pair of long white silk legs, which accounted for almost half of her proportions.

But these pink rabbit ears...

"Rose Hotel?" The girl looked behind Zhuge Lan and said to the boy next to her, "Little San, let's stay here."

"Whatever you say." The boy, Little San, nodded.

The two brushed past Zhuge Lan, and the girl curiously made eye contact with Zhuge Lan.

Zhuge Lan smiled.

As a Douluo fanfiction author, he instantly realized—this is Tang San and Xiao Wu!

Just arrived in Soto City?

Then, Shrek's enrollment will be in two days?

Very good.

Zhuge Lan turned around and followed Xiao Wu and the others.

No other intention.

Just want to use the two of them to earn some fun.

— [Emotional Value System]: Allows the main character to experience emotional fluctuations due to the host, and then obtain corresponding emotional points!

Emotional points have many wonderful uses.

Level, soul ring, soul bone, immortal grass, external spirit bone, god inheritance...

Everything you could want.

Zhuge Lan didn't rashly go up to provoke them.

After all, although his first soul ring is a million years old, it is...

It's hard to explain in a word.

Walked into the hotel.

Tang San and the others were arguing with Dai Mubai, who was with the twins, over a room.

When Xiao Wu said, "It's not good, let you get lost."

Zhuge Lan struck.

"Are you guys done yet?"

He said with an impatient look—

"All three are soul masters, babbling for half a day, but not doing anything, right?"

"If you're a man, have a fight, whoever wins gets the room!"

[Emotional Points +99]

[Emotional Points +27]

[Emotional Points +19]

Zhuge Lan's vile remarks immediately drew Dai Mubai's glare.

Tang San also frowned at this.

Only Xiao Wu's eyes lit up, and she immediately rushed towards Dai Mubai to attack.

Tang San sighed helplessly and reached out to stop Xiao Wu.

"Let me do it."

"Why?" Xiao Wu said unhappily, "I'll do it myself! I'll beat him so his mother won't recognize him!"

That's what you call eloquent.

"You're a girl, why are you so vulgar?" Zhuge Lan said with emotion, "You were the one who took the initiative just now, wanting to stay in a love hotel, tsk tsk tsk!"

[Emotional Points +99]

"Shut up!" Xiao Wu said angrily, "You're also a soul master, right? This lady will beat you so your mom won't recognize you!"

Pushed Tang San away and rushed over.

"Hey!" Zhuge Lan raised his hand to stop her: "This young master doesn't hit women, let that little dwarf fight me."

[Emotional Points +106]

Tang San's face turned black, who is he calling a little dwarf?

[Emotional Points +99]

Xiao Wu was also full of displeasure.

[Emotional Points +57]

"What do you mean?" Dai Mubai said angrily, "This grandpa just hits women? This woman's body is so fragile, why don't you three come at me together!"

A group taunt.

Finally made Xiao Wu lose her mind.

"Stop talking big!" Xiao Wu said angrily, "Little San! I'll leave that foul-mouthed man to you, I'm going to tear that arrogant guy's mouth apart!"

Regardless of Tang San and Zhuge Lan, she summoned her martial soul and rushed towards Dai Mubai.

Tang San's eyes turned cold, he summoned his martial soul, Blue Silver Grass, and revealed two yellow soul rings.

"Tang San, martial soul Blue Silver Grass, level 29 battle soul master, please advise!"

Even at this time, he's still putting on a show.

As expected of you.

Zhuge Lan was confident that he could win, so he wasn't in a hurry.

Soul power gathered in his right hand, condensing into a simple long sword martial soul, revealing a pure white soul ring.

— This million-year soul ring is platinum.

But in the eyes of people who don't know the value...

[Emotional Points +1]

Tang San frowned in confusion.

This person is speaking so arrogantly, how come his first soul ring is white?

"Zhuge Lan, martial soul Li Jing's Long Sword, level 35 battle soul master, please advise!"

[Emotional Points +99]

Tang San was dumbfounded.

Huh?

You're level 35?

And who is Li Jing? Is he very powerful?

Zhuge Lan didn't care what doubts Tang San had.

He raised Li Jing's Long Sword in his hand.

The first soul ring lit up, activating its only soul skill—

"100% Guaranteed to Catch a Blade with Bare Hands!"

"Swish—"

Tang San uncontrollably lunged forward, sliding and kneeling in front of Zhuge Lan, clasping his hands together to catch Li Jing's Long Sword.

▄ █ 〓 █ ( ╯ ( ● Д ● ) シ !

He performed a barehanded blade catch!

— Now, do you know why it's called Li Jing's Long Sword?

Tang San was dumbfounded.

What the heck?

How did he slide and kneel over here, catching the blade with his bare hands?

This was too humiliating for his old-fashioned thinking!

[Emotional Points +599]

[Emotional Points +699]

[Emotional Points +799]

Tang San tried to let go or stand up.

No way!

Immovable.

Except for his head, which could turn.

Everything else was like it had lost contact, completely out of his control!

His control-type soul skill was clearly only white, at most 99 years...

How could it be so strong?!

[Emotional Points +799]

[Emotional Points +899]

[Emotional Points +999]

Looking at the emotional points flooding the screen, Zhuge Lan's lips curled up.

This black-bellied Tang San is indeed an excellent monster-farming spot!

"Die!"

Tang San roared angrily.

The martial soul Blue Silver Grass appeared behind him, and the first soul ring lit up.

Arm-thick Blue Silver Grass emerged, giving Zhuge Lan, who was close at hand, a motherly entanglement.

But

A full-body armor covered in barbs emerged, protecting Zhuge Lan within.

— Second martial soul · Thorns Armor!

As a god-level defensive martial soul, when Zhuge Lan is attacked, it will automatically emerge to protect its master.

Moreover.

Because it wasn't actively summoned by Zhuge Lan and didn't activate any soul skills.

It's not restricted by the "twin martial souls cannot be used at the same time" limitation.

The most BUG thing is—

— Thorns Armor can reflect 15% of the damage!

So, under Tang San's full urging with murderous intent.

He realized that Zhuge Lan was fine.

Instead, he found it increasingly difficult to breathe, as if he was being entangled by something.

And Zhuge Lan was just holding the sword, not even glancing at Tang San, and started watching the battlefield between Xiao Wu and Dai Mubai.

Contempt!

Blatant contempt!

Made Tang San furious!

[Emotional Points +999]

[Emotional Points +999]

Tang San circulated the Mysterious Heaven Skill to increase his output, bursting out with strength beyond the limit!

Zhuge Lan seemed to sense something, retracted his gaze, and glanced at Tang San.

Tang San secretly good at, knowing that he was afraid, right?

Just as he was about to open his mouth to mock him, he spat out a mouthful of blood.

— The force entangling him suddenly intensified, squeezing his internal organs!

After all, he had lived two lives.

Tang San discovered the problem from the pattern.

"Your defensive ability can reflect damage?" Tang San said wisely, "This is not an ability that ordinary armor can have! It's also a martial soul?!"

"Oh, you finally discovered it." Zhuge Lan said playfully: "So are you going to continue attacking me, or kneel quietly?"

One sentence broke Tang San's defense.

[Emotional Points +999]

[Emotional Points +999]

How could this person be so disgusting!

First martial soul strong control, second martial soul defense...

Wait a minute! ! !

Tang San suddenly raised his head, incredulously—