Chapter 49
Chapter 49: What Level Do You Think You Can Play with Me?
At that moment, a massive wave of fluctuations surged in the void, directly pressing down towards the Sage Heart Demon Lord.
“Ah, ah, ah…”
She let out a sharp scream, pressed down to the ground, her small face turning pale.
“I was wrong, please don’t kill me, I’m still a child!”
Sage Heart pleaded with tears in her eyes, her small body trembling in fear of being erased.
Liu Yan also knelt down, holding the token with her hands, hurriedly bowing in apology.
“Great one, have mercy, my young miss is inexperienced and won’t dare to again!”
“Boom!!”
The sound of thunder echoed in the air, as strands of spiritual energy coalesced into the shape of palms, striking down upon the Sage Heart Demon Lord’s backside.
“Smack! Smack! Smack!”
The sound of spanks echoed incessantly, resembling a parent reprimanding a disobedient child, causing Liu Yan’s heart to tremble.
This was the famously notorious Demon Lord; she could kill but could not be insulted. No one from the Heavenly Demonic Race dared to discipline her like this, yet it happened here in the Joyful Union Sect.
“Wuwuwu… Stop, how can you bully a child? I’ve said I won’t dare again, please don’t hit me… Ah… it hurts!!”
After thirty strikes, the immense pressure finally dissipated.
Sage Heart Demon Lord sat on the ground with a thud and then suddenly jumped up, throwing herself onto Liu Yan.
“Did you cry?”
“Nonsense, I am a dignified Demon Lord, capable of killing without blinking, how could I possibly cry… Wuwuwu…”
The little girl felt extremely wronged, stubbornly sobbing, “Once I regain my strength, I’ll definitely have the person who set up this formation…”
Before she could finish, a bolt of lightning erupted overhead.
“Ah! I was just joking!”
Sage Heart squatted down, hugging her head, forcefully stopping her cries. She touched her little backside and felt a sharp pain, but there were no serious injuries.
“Liu Yan, I need to revise my human research report; there are indeed some frightening characters among the human race.”
She said with lingering fear. Although this formation had only taught her a lesson, it would have been easy for them to kill her.
At that moment, a pile of construction tools fell from the sky, landing before the Sage Lord and startling her greatly.
“What does this mean?”
“Reporting to the Demon Lord, since we received protection here, we must repay the owner of this place with labor. Before that great one returns, we should repair the walls.”
Sage Heart Demon Lord pouted, seeming as if she was about to cry again. Even as a dignified lord, she now faced forced labor.
“I understand…”
……
“Hahaha…”
Thousands of miles away, Zhou Tong couldn’t help but chuckle.
“What are you laughing at?” The Little Demoness looked over.
“It’s nothing, just thought of something amusing.”
The group soared through the clouds, traveling day and night, having already exited the Three Pure Realms, and were about to enter the Heavenly Dao Domain.
Mu Ran Ya was trying to maintain her composure, but the Union Lock would not lie, displaying her excitement without reservation to Zhou Tong.
“Don’t be nervous.”
Zhou Tong grasped her hand, causing her to shiver slightly.
“What are you doing, little one?”
Before she could finish, Mu Ran Ya felt a chill on her finger, suddenly finding a sparkling object on her left ring finger.
“A ring?”
“It’s a token of our bond!”
Zhou Tong emphasized, but saw her smile gradually become bolder.
“Way better than that ugly woman’s.”
Mu Ran Ya gazed at the brilliantly colored ring, as if stars were shimmering in her eyes.
At that moment, Long Lingyun raised an alarm.
“Master, there are two warships approaching from behind, and it looks like they’re preparing to follow us.”
Mu Ran Ya’s brow furrowed, and a look of disgust flashed across her face.
These people must also be a gang of lewd thieves, coveting her poor big apprentice.
“Don’t mind them.”
“Looking at their flag, it seems like they are from the Indulgence Sect.”
Upon hearing this, Mu Ran Ya’s eyebrows shot up, exuding a shocking aura.
“What’s wrong, do you have a grudge?” Zhou Tong asked.
“It’s not just a grudge; it’s a vendetta!”
Mu Ran Ya gritted her teeth, “The sect master of the Indulgence Sect was my senior sister. She rebelled against our Master who passed the position of the sect master to me, and took half of the Joyful Union Sect’s resources with her.”
“Upon learning this, our Master was so enraged that she spat blood and died. Since then, I have become extreme and sowed the seeds of heart demons!”
“So, she’s a treacherous and ungrateful wretch!” Zhou Tong scoffed, “So, they cultivate the Joyful Harmony Celestial Skill too?”
“They don’t have the qualifications for that. Only the legitimate sect master can receive the complete inheritance and teach disciples. Those people should have only learned the first layer of the celestial skill, and gone to an extreme.”
Zhou Tong inhaled sharply. The first layer of the Joyful Harmony Celestial Skill was the Bedroom Technique, where male and female practitioners could aid each other’s growth, but if taken to extremes, it became a lewd practice.
Such actions would undoubtedly lead to disaster; it could not last and would ultimately lead to failed enlightenment of the Great Dao.
“Can the Bedroom Technique really aid in such ways?” The Little Demoness suddenly asked, leaving everyone else stunned.
“Aren’t you a demoness? How can you not know about this?”
Long Lingyun looked at her with a strange expression.
“I’m called a demoness just because I like to torture people!” The Little Demoness shot back fiercely, “Don’t just call me out; you’ve also learned the Bedroom Technique; haven’t you tried it out?”
“Ahem… Senior Sister, you know me; I love my sword and have no interest in matters of love.”
Long Lingyun perfunctorily responded, her gaze shifting to Mu Ran Ya.
“You know me, girl. Although I have lived for over a hundred years, I’m still…”
Eventually, Mu Ran Ya’s gaze fell on Zhou Tong, making him feel uneasy.
“Master, you know my situation; I once, indirectly, mentioned that… I’m a dog of unrequited love.”
“Then we can rest assured!”
The three women breathed a sigh of relief simultaneously.
“Boom!!”
The deafening roar suddenly approached, as two warships from the Indulgence Sect sped towards them, flanking the Red Dust Chariot.
“Oh my… isn’t that my exceptionally talented junior sister? After decades, how come you’re in such a sorry state with only a small ship?”
An extravagant voice called out, and Zhou Tong looked over, seeing an extremely flamboyant woman.
The scant fabric on her body was so little that even beggars would weep for her, barely covering her private parts; a gust of wind could reveal large areas of her fair skin.
What was more outrageous was that this woman seemed to have stuffed two watermelons in her chest, shaking wildly with every movement, as if eager to display her voluptuous assets to everyone.
“Accelerate and shake them off!” Mu Ran Ya frowned, too lazy to deal with her.
“Don’t be so hasty; it’s been a long time since we sisters have met; isn’t it good to catch up?”
The woman wore a mocking smile, boldly positioning one of her warships to block Zhou Tong and the others’ path.
This scene made Zhou Tong laugh out loud.
“What level do you think you can play boat games with me? Do you have that kind of strength!”