Konoha: Surpassing Expectations Today, Believe It!

Chapter 14: 13



"Hey, Kurama."

"Although we've been together for almost six years, it seems I haven't officially introduced myself yet?"

???

Kurama puffed up its eyes and asked in a deep voice, "What do you want to do?"

Naruto grinned, showing a sunny smile: "It's nothing. My idea is that since I want to resolve the hatred in your heart, first of all, I have to let you understand me, right?"

"Let me introduce myself today."

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto.

I am five years and eight months old.

I live at No. 32, Harmony Road, in Konohagakure.

My parents are absent.

I am a single orphan.

I am 151 centimeters tall and weigh 48 kilograms.

I have yellow hair, blue eyes, and my shoe size is 37, with a waist of 26 inches.

I'm a boxer guy.

I can't accept briefs.

My favorite food is dango, fish, prawns, barbecue, steak, lamb tail, chicken butt…"

"Currently, I run a dango shop at the entrance of the village. The main flavors of my dango are sweet, cinnamon, chocolate, green tea, matcha, shallot, mustard, and leek. Other flavors will be developed in the future, like chicken butt, prawns, barbecue, tomato..."

"Speaking of dango, in fact, others may not know that the raw materials for these dango are all imported from outside, the grain is from the Land of Grass, the sauce from the Land of Fields, and the next step I plan is to go to the Land of Water to catch fish, which should save a lot on material costs."

"By the way, when it comes to material costs, I suddenly thought of..."

Naruto was methodical, explaining word by word to Kurama.

And at this time Kurama.

???

Completely confused, feeling numb!

What, what is this kid doing!?

Self-introduction?

Who the heck wants to hear your self-introduction!

And.

What you said is too irrelevant!

Shoe size, waist size?

Don't accept briefs?

These are useless!

Who cares what you like to eat and what your dango tastes like?

I don't want to know at all, nor am I interested in knowing!

"Naruto! Shut up!"

"Stop talking!"

Kurama flew into a rage.

And Naruto, slightly stunned, looked puzzled: "Ah, don't you like to hear it? Didn't I introduce myself to you before? How can everyone know each other without introducing myself? How can you open your heart if you don't know each other?"

"How can hearts communicate with each other? How can you understand each other without communication? How can you erase the hatred in your heart if you can't understand each other?"

"...…"

Seriously.

If it hadn't been trapped in a cage and couldn't move, Kurama would have slapped him long ago!

Too, too wordy!

This b*****d Naruto, is he such a long-winded guy!

"Shut up!"

"I'm not interested in listening to your nonsense!"

"Shut up!"

Kurama gritted its teeth and roared wildly.

The anger soared to the highest level ever!

And Naruto.

He touched the back of his head with a harmless expression.

"I am a more meticulous person, even when I introduce myself, I can speak more clearly than ordinary people."

"However, although I am meticulous, I am also a reasonable person."

"If you don't want to hear it, say it!"

"I won't tell you if you don't like to hear it."

"No, I will tell you what you don't like to hear, and I won't tell what you like to hear."

"Everyone has to be reasonable!"

Kurama: "...You..."

"Okay, okay! Since you don't want to hear about dango, let's talk about other things!"

"In addition to food, I also like girls very much!"

"My dream is to marry 20 or 30 wives, and everyone will live happily together."

"Speaking of wives, don't look at my young age, in fact, I already have someone in mind."

"Don't we have a lot of cute girls in Konoha Village? Like Hyūga Hinata, a rich girl from the Hyūga family, ah, fair-skinned and beautiful, with a timid personality, this is simply the most suitable candidate for a wife!"

"Haruno Sakura from the same village has a wider forehead and a hotter personality, but she has a slender waist and exquisite facial features. She will be a beauty when she grows up. The most important thing is her character. Although she is not as obedient as Hinata, as long as you find her weaknesses and train her, you can easily turn her into your servant and manipulate her at will."

"There is also a girl of the same age in the village. You must know her. She is Yamanaka Ino from the Yamanaka family. She is outgoing and unrestrained, and her clothes are bold. She often wears sexy and hot clothes. If this kind of girl marries as a wife, the family must always keep goji berries ready."

"Speaking of goji berries, I have to remind you, Kurama, that if you are stuck in such a place, you must cultivate your body and nourish your body, otherwise, your body will become weak easily. When it comes to nourishing, ah, I suddenly thought of a girl."

"Although in terms of age, she can be my grandmother, she has a special ninjutsu that can delay aging. You should have guessed with so many hints, right? That's right, it's Tsunade."

"If Tsunade also becomes my wife, then she must be the first wife, otherwise she won't be able to control the younger ones below."

"Speaking of older women, ah, it suddenly occurred to me that there is also an older girl in the Akatsuki organization, but I like her very much."

"Her name is Konan, and she is also a very cute and temperamental woman. If I have a chance, I will take you to meet her. She's known as the White Tiger of Akatsuki."

"Ah, speaking of a flower, I remembered that there is a girl named Fū in the Land of Snow..."

...

Naruto's mouth is like a floodgate that opened.

After letting go, he kept talking non-stop!

And at this time.

Kurama in the cage is completely, completely stunned!

As if struck by five thunders, it froze in place, dumbfounded!

This!

This guy!

Why are there so many words!

Kurama is numb!

Originally thought that Naruto would only be frightened by him and run away crying.

But didn't expect that!

It's nonsense to open his mouth! Says whatever comes to mind!

Women?

How old are you guys, and you're already thinking about women!

And it's so rare!

Investigate everything about the other party!

And there's an old woman who is several times older than me!

"Shut up!"

"You, you, shut up!"

"Stop talking!"

Kurama is going crazy!

Claws scratching the ground like crazy!

Thought that when Naruto came to the spiritual space, it would be able to babble and destroy his spirit! Force him to submit!

But unexpectedly, it was the other way around!

Naruto's chatter is ten times, a hundred times more relentless than his!

In front of Naruto's mouth, Kurama is not on the same level at all!

"Ah? What's the matter, don't you like listening to women's topics?"

Naruto still looked surprised.

"Don't!"

"Stop talking! Shut up!"

"Stop talking!"

"Hear me, I'm telling you to shut up!"

Kurama beat its chest and stamped its feet, a stream of old blood boiling in its chest!

It's so uncomfortable!

Naruto shrugged with an innocent and cute expression:

"Oh, this is strange. I thought that you, Kurama, are a boy, and you should also like to hear about girls."

"Are you a girl?"

"How about I tell some animal stories?"

"The mating season has begun again, on the Hulun Buir Prairie..."

"You, you shut up!" Kurama slapped its tail frantically, as if on the verge of a mental breakdown, and cursed!

"You, you b*****d!"

"Are you trying to nag on purpose to annoy me to death!"

"You b*****d! I, I'm going to kill you!"

Hearing this, Naruto frowned, stopped talking, and then said with a serious face:

"Kurama, how can you talk like that? I'm going to annoy you to death. It's just an idea of yours. It hasn't become a reality yet, and you have no proof. Why do you want to blame me and even kill me?"

"You want to kill me so much."

"It's better to wait until I really annoy you to death, and you have evidence, and it's not too late to convict me!"

Kurama: "...…"

Kurama: "Stop talking..."

Naruto sighed, with a distressed look on his face:

"Kurama."

"I wanted to call myself a good friend of yours, but what I got in exchange was alienation."

"Being locked in a cage for so long, don't you want to hear about other people's affairs?"

"Oh, by the way, speaking of the cage, alas, I measured it when I first came here.

The size of the cage ring is too bad.

It is heavy in the front and light in the back, wide on the left and narrow on the right.

You must be very uncomfortable living in it, and you will suffer from insomnia all night.

If you keep talking about insomnia, it will hurt me."

Kurama: "Stop talking..."

Naruto: "Speaking of which, the Fourth Hokage is all to blame. Although you are a fox, he can't treat you like this. If the Society for the Protection of Animals finds out, they will say that they are cruel to animals."

Kurama: "Don't, stop talking..."

Naruto: "Speaking of that cage, ah, I met a blacksmith in Tanigakure last year. He has exquisite craftsmanship, and the price is fair. He is honest. Why don't I introduce you one day and order another one?"

Kurama: "Stop it! I beg you, stop it..."


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