MTL NOVEL Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Diarrhea during battle? Don’t kill people, just destroy their hearts!
Chapter 8 Diarrhea during battle? Don't kill people, just destroy their hearts!
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Zhuge Lan was knocked back repeatedly by the force of the impact, the recoil making his right fist numb and tremble.
But!
Zhao Wuji was also staggered by the blow, interrupting his offensive!
——A million-year soul ring and soul bone-enhanced physique are not to be trifled with!
[Emotional Points +999]
[Emotional Points +999]
Everyone was shocked!
He actually blocked it?
"What are you spacing out for?" Zhuge Lan scolded, "Little San, hurry up!"
Tang San snapped back to reality.
Activating his second soul skill, Parasitism!
Zhao Wuji was once again entangled by Blue Silver Grass, but instead of binding him tightly, it propelled him towards the ground.
Zhu Zhuqing also circled around to Zhao Wuji's front, delivering a shoulder check to his chest.
Xiao Wu, who had wrapped herself around Zhao Wuji's neck, activated—
First Soul Skill, Waist Bow!
Taking advantage of Zhao Wuji's unsteady stance and the force from Tang San and Zhu Zhuqing.
She flipped over, throwing the burly Zhao Wuji into the air.
Tang San, with perfect coordination, came beneath him, launching himself up with a kick that connected with Xiao Wu's feet, sending her after Zhao Wuji.
Because she wasn't yet level 30 and didn't have her third soul skill, Teleportation, Xiao Wu couldn't execute her Explosive Eight-Stage Throw.
So, she spun in the air, accelerating, and finally delivered a vicious split kick, aiming her high heels at Zhao Wuji's crotch!
Just at that moment.
Zhao Wuji also awoke from his wild taunts, and upon seeing Xiao Wu's family-ending kick.
His eyes widened!
Was she really going that far?
He wanted to open his mouth to shout something, but found himself "mute"—a negative status effect.
He could only curse inwardly!
First Soul Skill, Immovable King of Brightness!
A strong golden light erupted from Zhao Wuji's body, sending Xiao Wu flying.
Martial Soul Possesion!!!
Zhao Wuji's entire body was covered in thick brown fur, his height increased to two and a half meters, his muscles bulged, and his large, heavy hands reached for Xiao Wu's long legs.
"Come and get me!"
Zhuge Lan followed up with another round of Wild Taunt.
Zhao Wuji once again abandoned Xiao Wu, turning his head to stare intently at Zhuge Lan.
His fourth soul ring lit up, then flew out and landed on Zhuge Lan.
Location Tracking!
He lifted his leg and kicked Xiao Wu, then charged towards Zhuge Lan like a cannonball, and activated his second soul skill, Vajra Palm, once more!
Zhuge Lan knew he was locked on, and there was no use in dodging.
He wasn't afraid either.
He directly clenched his fist and went to meet the attack head-on!
"Boom!!!"
Zhuge Lan, who was in a disadvantageous position, had his calves driven into the ground.
There was no retreating.
Facing the bear paws that Zhao Wuji continuously slammed down, he also swung his turtle fists in a counter-attack.
At this moment, Zhuge Lan felt the pressure from a Soul Sage.
His fists were numb, his arms trembled, and his internal organs were burning hot.
[Detecting host injury, healing function activated.]
[Consuming 1 emotional point, healing complete!]
He was instantly completely healed.
But Zhao Wuji was not having a good time.
He had to endure the 15% reflection from the Thorns Armor, and was also stacked with a pile of negative status effects!
——The first soul skill, Hatred Curse, repeatedly stacks negative status effects based on the number of attacks!
By the time the Wild Taunt control wore off.
Zhao Wuji only felt blurred vision, a stuffy nose, dry eyes, and difficulty breathing.
Wait!
Why was he feeling it at this moment?
He quickly clamped his legs together, forcefully constricting a certain sphincter muscle.
Unwillingly—
A burst of burning pain made him realize—his hemorrhoids had flared up!
'I'm finished!'
'Why now of all times!'
Even though Zhao Wuji tried his best to clamp down, he was ultimately powerless to stop it.
"Pitter-patter-patter-patter——"
A series of bean-like sounds made Zhao Wuji freeze!
[Emotional Points +3999]
[Emotional Points +3999]
[Emotional Points +3999]
A foul odor swept out, causing Zhu Zhuqing, who was focused on attacking his waist, to retreat several meters with a flash.
Zhuge Lan also silently held his breath and retreated wildly.
Seeing that Zhao Wuji's face had turned purplish-brown, Zhuge Lan felt a little unbearable.
He reminded him, "Teacher Zhao, why don't you go take care of it first?"
Those words awakened the dreamer.
Zhao Wuji didn't dare to move his legs, afraid of leakage.
He directly activated his Martial Soul True Body, transforming into a Vajra Great Strength Bear, and ran away on his hands upside down.
Hmm.
Looking at it, it was a bit like a circus bear.
Zhuge Lan glanced at his second soul ring.
The Light's Retribution had accumulated a lot of damage, so he shouldn't waste it.
He released it at Zhao Wuji from afar, to test the skill's effect.
"Crack——"
A bolt of blue lightning descended from the sky, striking his back door directly!
[Emotional Points +4399]
"Aww——"
Zhao Wuji let out a miserable howl, followed by an even more intense "discharge sound".
Zhuge Lan: "..."
So, the phrase "attacks a random weakness of any target" in Light's Retribution, referred to this kind of "weakness"?
Looking at the others.
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
They were all staring at Zhuge Lan, waiting for an explanation.
[Emotional Points +999]
[Emotional Points +999]
Seeing them brush so happily, Zhuge Lan remained silent.
After a little over half a minute.
Li Yusong, who had seen the world, hesitantly spoke up.
"That..."
"Zhuge, Teacher Zhao's condition..."
"Do you know what's going on?"
Zhuge Lan couldn't pretend to be stupid anymore.
He could only scratch his head and say—
"Didn't I say earlier that my martial soul, Thorns Armor, has a first soul skill called Hatred Curse, which randomly inflicts curses on the attacker."
"Including but not limited to, itching, coughing, hemorrhoids, dysmenorrhea, and... diarrhea."
[Emotional Points +1299]
[Emotional Points +1499]
Everyone tacitly retreated half a step!
Li Yusong's face twitched even more.
What kind of soul skill is this?
It's too evil!
And Tang San in the crowd had a look of relief.
——Fortunately, these effects weren't triggered yesterday!
At the same time, he was touched by Zhuge Lan's choice to fight with Li Jing's longsword yesterday, instead of the Thorns Armor.
——So he had shown mercy after all.
Dai Mubai also smacked his lips in admiration.
——So making others pregnant is still your more benevolent method?
For a time.
There was silence.
After a long time.
Zhu Zhuqing quietly said, "Then that last lightning bolt..."
"Oh, my second soul skill, Light's Retribution." Zhuge Lan said innocently, "It passively accumulates some of the attacks I suffer, and releases them all at once as lightning."
Zhuge Lan deliberately emphasized the word "passively".
Trying to hide his intention to test his soul skill...
But no one cared about that.
Everyone's mind now had only one thought—never provoke this guy in the future!
This isn't just a body full of thorns.
This is a body full of Evil!
Killing is just a matter of beheading.
You don't kill people, you specialize in social death, right?
Zhuge Lan looked at the Screen refresh prompt, reaping them with joy.
They just stared at each other like that.
After several minutes, the crowd gradually recovered, and the emotional points didn't jump so much anymore.
Only Zhao Wuji's side was still steadily jumping by the thousands.
So Zhuge Lan took the initiative to speak—
"That..."
"There's still a little over half of the incense left, and the examiner ran away."
"So is it considered passing the assessment, or should we do it again?"
Hmm?
Do it again?